Peter Kay has lost the plot

Just for the record, Peter Kay's new tv show Britain's Got the Pop Factor and Possibly a new Jesus Christ Superstar Soapstar Strictly On Ice was total pants!

The only funny thing about it was the title.

After that it was overhyped, unimaginative and unfunny. It didn't work as a spoof because whatever they did, it wasn't any more absurd than the real thing. In the end he had to resort to someone choking to death on set in order to do something that hadn't already happened on the real shows.

Peter Kay is a brilliant stand-up and a naturally funny man. But whoever told him this was funny wants shooting.

Maybe he has just been surrounded by too many Yes men.

Peter. Sorry. It was crap. Find some new people to write with.

(I'm free most weekends, by the way...)