Congratulations to Sir Alan Sugar (pictured left) on his appointment to the Cabinet today.Considering he "doesn't like bullshitters", he's certainly picked himself a fine bunch of folks to hang out with.
Sir Alan will be Secretary of State for Empathy and Bonhomie and will be advising Gordon Brown on how to be liked. Good luck to the pair of them.
I'm glad that Sir Alan will be helping to run the country. He has a proven track record of success. After all, every home has an Amstrad computer and Spurs have won the European Cup seven times.
Even this great news, however, can't take the edge off the sad loss of David Carradine, who was found hanging in his hotel room this morning. Maybe it was suicide. Or it may have been a kinky sex act gone wrong. But as a life-long fan of Carradine, I can't accept either of these explanations. I prefer to believe that he was hanging his coat in the wardrobe and forgot to take it off first.
The loss of Carradine is a tragedy. Had he lived he might have been in the Cabinet by the end of the month.
Sam Brady Stand-up Comedian
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Don't you mean Lord Sugar, Sam? Not that that had anything to do with it, of course.
Mind you, to a hardened old cynic, this is a fab way to side step all the tackiness of having to work with people that, you know, the public actually voted for. Just give the man a title, and welcome him on board. Who says democracy sucks?
Must dash - have the Kinnocks over for coffee....
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