1. The USA has elected its first black president. (hooraaaay!)
2. Things are going to change! (hooraaaay!)
3. His grandma is dead (aaaawwwww)
4. He is going to buy a puppy! (hooraaaay!)
Meanwhile, I was very impressed by our own Prime Minister this morning who appeared on TV looking like he had slept rough on a belly full of whiskey. There couldn't have been a bigger contrast between the glamour, excitement and optimism of Obama's speech and the sight of our Gordon in a creased suit with that great gawping jaw hanging open. I almost expected him to cry "See you Jimmy!" and nut the cameraman.
I am also running a book today on how many times David Cameron can say the word "change" today. He is trying to equate himself with Obama on the grounds that they both represent "Change".
But there's good change and bad change. Example: A man trades his car in for a new BMW. Meanwhile his neighbour drives his car into a lamp-post. Both men have changed their car.
Change isn't always good. Just because our neighbours got an upgrade, doesn't mean we want a car crash.
As for scruffy Gordon, the only change he wants is 10p for a cup of tea.
Rant over. I'll bid you good day.
3 comments:
This was a funny rant with a LOL at Gordon nutting the camerman...the car bit didn't work for me: the idea was fine, the explanation was too confusing and not funny - and yet it seemed a good point for a joke to me...
Sam, not bad but you let the Americans off lightly. I've been looking at your past rants, and your extended outpouring in 1993 about Americans pitching tents to swap books will take some beating...
Ha ha. I've mellowed since then.
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