To ill to die

Unfortunately I had to pull out of King Gong tonight with a stinking cold. 

I'm very disappointed not to be facing the usual howls of derision from the Comedy Store crowd, which I find far preferable to aching limbs and a runny nose.

I was going to write this post about the Brand and Ross affair but I reckon enough has been said about what was basically a really crap joke. So I can't be arsed.

I think I'll go and take a paracetamol.